It's Tired of Spam I Am

It’s Tired of Spam I Am By Elton Camp And I’m not talking about the unhealthy treat The one in a can that the taste is hard to beat If I have to read another, I don’t know what to do I am Mrs. Leech and God told me to contact you. Another insists that I need his drug for sure For every known disease it is able to cure Make money working at home I’ll tell you how Just send the money I ask and do it right now Buy your degree from our bogus diploma mill Displaying it on your wall will give you a thrill It is an American business partner that I need So get back in touch with me in greatest speed Buy your drugs from my great Canadian store There is no reason why you should pay more Some cheap life insurance I will gladly sell Even if you’re old and not feeling too well Your profile my racy imagination did unbend And my stats and sexy photos I want to send Hello, friend, I sure hope that you are there Because I want to buy your useless time share In case you phallus isn’t quite large enough I want to sell you some of my amazing stuff Surely there must be something that can be done To put these lying online scamsters on the run