It's Tired of Spam I Am
It’s Tired of Spam I Am
By Elton Camp
And I’m not talking about the unhealthy treat
The one in a can that the taste is hard to beat
If I have to read another, I don’t know what to do
I am Mrs. Leech and God told me to contact you.
Another insists that I need his drug for sure
For every known disease it is able to cure
Make money working at home I’ll tell you how
Just send the money I ask and do it right now
Buy your degree from our bogus diploma mill
Displaying it on your wall will give you a thrill
It is an American business partner that I need
So get back in touch with me in greatest speed
Buy your drugs from my great Canadian store
There is no reason why you should pay more
Some cheap life insurance I will gladly sell
Even if you’re old and not feeling too well
Your profile my racy imagination did unbend
And my stats and sexy photos I want to send
Hello, friend, I sure hope that you are there
Because I want to buy your useless time share
In case you phallus isn’t quite large enough
I want to sell you some of my amazing stuff
Surely there must be something that can be done
To put these lying online scamsters on the run
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2012
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