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It's Been a Long Time Since I've Seen Her Naked

I know I'm getting old but trust me I have 20-20 vision and that's with my glasses on. But damn, it's been over a year since I saw her completely naked. And I must say, she looks better dressed. I hope I don't hurt her feelings, but she leaves me dumbfounded. I can see all her fine lines, curves and imperfections. For Christ sakes she looks like all bones, and she's skinny as a rail. There is a bright spot to this though. After 3-4 months I won't have to see her naked again for at least another year...and, she is the tallest tree on my block.

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Jack Horne

Date: 11/11/2023 3:42:00 AM

Ha ha, had a chuckle at this one! Thanks for the place in your contest, my friend

Krish Radhakrishna

Date: 11/10/2023 11:39:00 PM

That is a hard one for you, Charles! You just get a feeling!!

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 11/9/2023 1:48:00 AM

Crafty poem, made me laugh at the end. Blessings.

Charles Messina
Date: 11/9/2023 4:43:00 AM

Thank you, Victor! Blessings

Eve Roper

Date: 11/8/2023 9:09:00 PM

Hahaha.... Great ending. I have a living oak in front the only tree.. so it stays dressed. Would you believe , I have been living here going on 15 years and this is the first time it has had acorns... and not very many. Take care friend

Charles Messina
Date: 11/9/2023 4:46:00 AM

Thank you, Eve. WoW! How unusual...consider yourself lucky...those little acorns can become a nuisance (lol). Stay well, my dear friend.

Daniel Turner

Date: 11/8/2023 7:54:00 PM

I think her sister lives out back. Looks just like her. Very clever, Charlie:)

Charles Messina
Date: 11/9/2023 4:47:00 AM

Thanks Dan. Pretty soon most all of her sisters and brothers will look like her (lol) Stay warm..

Bill Baker

Date: 11/8/2023 4:46:00 PM

Fun read, Charlie, and cute way to explain your relationship with that their tree, my friend. Have a great week! Bill

Charles Messina
Date: 11/9/2023 4:49:00 AM

Thank you, Bill. Have a nice week as well! Charlie

Sotto Poet

Date: 11/8/2023 6:57:00 AM

Charlie, you're a genius. Interesting read! Thank you for making me smile, and have a wonderful day. Enjoyed. And thanks for your comment on my page

Charles Messina
Date: 11/9/2023 4:50:00 AM

Thank you too, Lasaad! Happy to make you smile.