It's a Mans World Or Is It

It has been said, "It's a mans world" I guess that's right to some degree But even for us it's not easy Read on and I think that you'll see Feeling trapped in a females body When I was young, gave me a fright Until later when I was born And I realized I had been right! I was scared that "Sis" looked surprised When she drew on too high, each brow Then by mistake, I ate cat food Hard to do, but don't ask meow! My teenage years proved no better Getting high left me pale and gaunt I became addicted to brake fluid But could stop any time I want! For me life hasn't been easy I think you're beginning to see Now that I'm married it's fifty, fifty That's quite an improvement for me!