It's a Mans World Or Is It

It has been said, "It's a mans world"
I guess that's right to some degree
But even for us it's not easy
Read on and I think that you'll see

Feeling trapped in a females body
When I was young, gave me a fright
Until later when I was born
And I realized I had been right!

I was scared that "Sis" looked surprised
When she drew on too high, each brow
Then by mistake, I ate cat food
Hard to do, but don't ask meow!

My teenage years proved no better
Getting high left me pale and gaunt
I became addicted to brake fluid 
But could stop any time I want!

For me life hasn't been easy
I think you're beginning to see
Now that I'm married it's fifty, fifty
That's quite an improvement for me!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Wolf Avatar
May 14, 2020 at 9:26 PM
Break that fluid habit. ~ Me-ow.
Adams Avatar
May 24, 2020 at 7:57 AM
Thanks Gershon, stay safe my friend!......pat
Laurie Avatar
May 8, 2020 at 7:58 PM
G'day PAT … another classic with classical wit to chuckle over - thank you once again PAT - Lindsay
Adams Avatar
May 11, 2020 at 3:25 PM
No, the thanks go to you for taking time to read my silliness! Have a good one!........80)
Pigeon Tart Avatar
May 8, 2020 at 7:53 PM
Giggles! Lovely to read ya Pat, hugs your way! xomo
Adams Avatar
May 11, 2020 at 3:23 PM
Well hugs back your way too, and thank you so much!!....pat
Faulkner Avatar
May 8, 2020 at 5:23 PM
That second stanza really surprised me, in the best way :) Also the brake fluid line - hilarious!
Adams Avatar
May 11, 2020 at 3:23 PM
Thank you Michelle, but be careful. You could be encouraging me!....................80)
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