It's a Deal Killer

“Yes sir, I’d like to lodge a grievance, and I’d damn near say it’s a fair complaint. You see, I almost put a down-payment on that there house, but I’m glad I ain’t... Cause although there was rubies on the ceiling and fancy gold on the floor, ya'll mark my words… That there place, is rotten, to the core. And I swears I felt a chill comin’ in, an' heard a moan comin’ out and sir, that ain’t what livin’s all about... There’s a devil in that place, and hear me true, you’d pass up that house, if you saw your ex-wife too.” It's a deal-killer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best read outloud in a southern accent :p