Cindi Rockwell Poet Limerick

It Was One of Those Mornings

It was one of those mornings, alas
When me horse bit me right in my ass
So I turned him around
Gave HIS **** a pound
And got blown out the stall by his gas!!!

It was one of those mornings again
But the horse stall was flooded with men!!!
I said with a smile,
"How fast is your mile?"
At a cheer, I said, "Saddle up then!!!"

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Sara Kendrick March 25, 2016 at 6:02 AM Your poem was delightful so glad that you had a good day after “It Was One Of Those Mornings” that really wasn’t awesome.. Congratulations on your placement..Sara

Vladislav Raven March 24, 2016 at 10:23 AM Hi Cindi, Congratulations on your win in the contest....Vlad.

Teddy Kimathi March 24, 2016 at 7:34 AM Lolest. I hope that didn't actually happen to you Cindi.... Well, congrats for your WIN in the contest!!! ;-)

Jan Allison March 23, 2016 at 6:10 PM LOL Cindi Many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx

Susan Gentry March 23, 2016 at 5:31 PM lol Congratulations on your placement! Very delightful!

Casarah Nance March 23, 2016 at 2:05 PM Thanks for the humor cindi :)

Daniel Turner March 1, 2016 at 8:09 PM Extremely funny, Cindi. Good luck in the contest! (if this is for the contest)

Robert Heemstra March 1, 2016 at 6:29 PM Giddy up! Thanks for the write! Cindi Rockwell March 1, 2016 at 6:51 PM I'll get the whip!