It Is Magic Wand Day

It is Magic Wand Day! Magic Wand Day! Magic Wand Day! Magic Wand Day only comes onto the planet Earth once every 175,143 years. Which means we are lucky we got it in our life time. The magic wands were delivered in the middle of the night. There is one for each household, not each person. Luckily, my husband did not read the twitter feed, so he does not know I have ours. I grabbed it up a second ago. It is lavender with blue and pink glitters. There is a little red bow on the front, it is tied in a spectacular way! Magic Wand Day! I am bursting with excitement. You get to wave the wand three times, and your wishes come true. If you wave it a fourth time, all of your wishes vanish though, so be careful. I wave my wand in front of my house, to clean it. Poof! Clean! I wave it in front of Sophie, our cocker spaniel. Boom! Groomed! I wave it in front of my mouth. All of my teeth are instantly fixed. Hooray! Done! I carefully boxed up the magic wand and send it back in the return box with the return label. Magic Wand Day! Magic Wand Day! Magic Wand Day! It is three hours later before I realize I could have eliminated cancer, created world peace and gotten a chocolate marshmallow milkshake.