It Ain'T My Fault!

It all began with Adam and Eve and that wily snake! Eve was tempted and ate the fruit - that was the first mistake! Adam was right there at her side and took a generous bite as well. "'Tis Thy fault, Lord! 'Twas the gal Thou gavest me!" he was quick to tell! Thus the blame game and "it ain't my fault" stratagems began, Causing consternation with each generation since the genesis of man! We tend to blame everyone and everything for the problems we create, Even blaming Burger King and Pizza Hut for being overweight! Moms' and dads' and their wayward offspring without fail, Blame society for their kids offenses and ending up in jail! Dad blames his boss when he's passed over for promotion. Could it be that he lacked ***** and on-the-job devotion? Wily politicians blame the other party when things don't go right. Voters blame the other feller for electing fools adding to our plight! The President blames The Congress for not supporting his schemes. The Congress blames The President for most everything it seems! Ain't it time we stood up and took responsibility for our actions, And stop blaming everyone and everything for our dumb infractions? Lord, I pray that I be among the very first to bring about a halt, To the finger pointing and proclaiming, "Well, it ain't my fault!" Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved Placed No. 2 in Catie Lindsey's "Outrageous Rhyme" Contest - October 2010