Issues

Bobby said, "I think I am bi!"
Frowning his mom asked, "What, honey?"
Again he said, "I think I'm bi"
"Because I like to spend money!"

"Oh", she said, "I guess that you are!"	
Releasing that feeling of dread
He said, "That's what we decided,"
"Myself and my new girlfriend, Fred!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Cozart Avatar
May 25, 2018 at 10:35 AM
"my girlfriend, Fred" is funny. I love farce.
Adams Avatar
May 26, 2018 at 9:29 AM
Well, farce is my middle name! Wait, scratch that. . . .80)
Faulkner Avatar
May 25, 2018 at 8:26 AM
'my girlfriend, Fred!' something about that gave me the giggles - nice one!
Adams Avatar
May 26, 2018 at 9:28 AM
Thanks! Yeah me too, in a manly sort of way! . . .80)
Gauthier Avatar
May 24, 2018 at 8:27 PM
LOL - that relief was shortlived! Well done, Pat.
Adams Avatar
May 25, 2018 at 7:13 AM
True! Thank you line!
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