Is the Weather a Joke

Ninety-four degrees today!
September 15th, 2019.
Come on. What kind of joke is this?

The Chiefs will be playing football in August weather.
Sweat running down their backs, wet hair, uncomfortable.
Slamming into each other and getting hurt, less fun.

Our climate is changing so rapidly.
Kansas can grow crepe myrtles now.
They are flourishing here.

Alligators and manatees will be next.
Swamps and waterways.
Speedboats and orange groves.

At least my house value will probably go up
Unless the alligators find the marsh next to us
Before the manatees do.
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Wolf Avatar
September 16, 2019 at 9:04 AM
Endless summer... Stay cool, Caren. ~ gw
Krutsinger Avatar
September 17, 2019 at 7:28 AM
94 degrees today again. On September 17th. WHAT!?
Rodrigues Avatar
September 16, 2019 at 7:17 AM
Great write! Swamps and waterways. Speedboats and orange groves...lol!
Krutsinger Avatar
September 16, 2019 at 7:32 AM
It is hilarious. I was on your page commenting at the same time you were over here.
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