The Whiskey Taster’s Flavor Guide

Is That Your Foot?

Is that your foot
stuck up my butt?
Your shoetips
Tickling my throat?
Or am I just another
insane nut,
And somehow I got 
your goat....??

You decided to teach
This fool a thing...
And, trust me,
That you did!!!

Now I know your 
shoesize is 6
And I will not kid,

It hurts, it hurts,
It truly hurts,
My butt is sore as hell,
I guess it is
the price I must pay,
For being dumb tom bell.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2008

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