Interview With a Skipping Stone

You are challenging to keep up with  Mr. Stone,    Yep??    Was it difficult to lose weight     Since your rolling stone success?      Yep?      Since you came rock bottom in the skimming       Are you feeling bolder in the skipping?        Yep         Does winning mean leaving no stone unturned?         Yep?           Is the public in awe of your success?           Yep             Are you down to earth?             Do you use mineral supplements?              Yep, yep,                                   Are you petrified? Are you still friends with paper? Scissors?   May I call you Skip? You rock!                Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.