Interrogations of the Boogeymen

I am the vampire, is this thing on? As I said I'm merely a pawn. NOW you're recording? I am the vam--oh bother it all! Must we do this in the bathroom stall? Wolfman took the girl, anyway. He's always out for the stray. What was I doing? Taking a coffin nap, with the possibility of snoring. That's as violent as I got from head to toe. Heck, I even heard Mummy might've had a go. Can I go, now? Well you got a bright light on me, Of course there's sweat on my brow! Wolfman, here. Did you get that? Wolf--wolf, louder? What do I look like a bat? I'm not a shrieker. Not like that vampire. George. Who's George? That's his name. George The Vampire. Boy are your background check's lame... Answer the question? What question? No, I don't know a Linda May. No, no, I was never at Creekside Way. What do you mean you found her blood on my ear? Lab work? Whatever. Talk to my lawyer. I gotta run. Full moon's near. It's a figure of speech! No not the running part. I do LITERALLY have to run. I meant the moon nearing. So y'all best be fearing. No, I didn't just threaten a police officer! Just let me go before I turn a lot less nicer! Mfmmrmmmummy... Mhmm. Mhmm. Hm. Hmfrmmkkrffmmkrffmmkrfmm! Mm. Sorry. Could I get a glass of water, please? Scratchy throat. Linda? 'Course I killed her, geez! *Matt Caliri *Halloween Fun *(too much fun for a 20 line limit)