Inside the Mind of a Woman

A gaggle of Mad Scientists Shrunk me down in size Placed me in a tiny syringe Injected me into a woman's mind They gave me special instructions While there to look around Report back to them immediately All the mystery's to be found I entered into this giant room Dozens of doors surrounding the sides I believe to be the main control center I am a man in a woman's mind (Wait a minute...that doesn't sound right) I skip the rooms RESENTMENT, JEALOUSY,and GOSSIP No need to open those I've seen what they can do to a person Best to keep them locked and forever closed I come to the door labeled SEX Being a man I try the knob first Of course it's locked so I knocked and knocked Go figure, there was no answer... Before I realized what I was doing I opened the door labeled NAGGING All my ears hear is Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah What in the world was I even thinking I may be crazy but I ain't stupid I also pass by the door I'M UGLY, I'M FAT Why can't women see what the rest of us see The inner beauty that they all seem to have Right next door is the room that holds her feelings I've never been so scared in my life I do this in the name of science And for the better of all mankind As soon as the door swings open I immediately break down and cry I've got all of these mixed emotions And I don't even really know why I'm not sure if science was ready for this As I climb out the ear canal blocked by a phone Not much that a man can do in there Best to leave well enough alone