Mike Hauser Poet Rhyme

Inside the Mind of a Woman

A gaggle of Mad Scientists
Shrunk me down in size
Placed me in a tiny syringe
Injected me into a woman's mind

They gave me special instructions
While there to  look around
Report back to them immediately 
All the mystery's to be found

I entered into this giant room
Dozens of doors surrounding the sides
I believe to be the main control center
I am a man in a woman's mind
(Wait a minute...that doesn't sound right)

I skip the rooms RESENTMENT, JEALOUSY,and GOSSIP
No need to open those
I've seen what they can do to a person
Best to keep them locked and forever closed

I come to the door labeled SEX
Being a man I try the knob first
Of course it's locked so I knocked and knocked
Go figure, there was no answer...

Before I realized what I was doing
I opened the door labeled NAGGING
All my ears hear is Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah
What in the world was I even thinking

I may be crazy but I ain't stupid
I also pass by the door I'M UGLY, I'M FAT
Why can't women see what the rest of us see
The inner beauty that they all seem to have

Right next door is the room that holds her feelings
I've never been so scared in my life
I do this in the name of science
And for the better of all mankind

As soon as the door swings open
I immediately break down and cry
I've got all of these mixed emotions
And I don't even really know why

I'm not sure if science was ready for this
As I climb out the ear canal blocked by a phone
Not much that a man can do in there
Best to leave well enough alone

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CayCay Godwin March 9, 2018 at 8:11 AM Oh, so clever and ultra amusing - I had a great time reading this and growing my grin! All the best ... CayCay

Jan Allison March 9, 2018 at 4:28 AM Oh so funny Mike, have you been chatting to my hubby lol:-) adding this to my faves:-) hugs Jan xx

Cheryl Hoffman March 8, 2018 at 8:02 PM An excellent humorous write for Women's Day Mike!~Che :)

Daniel Turner March 8, 2018 at 3:42 PM This one made me roar with laughter, Mike. Great job!!!I think I would rather go bear hunting with a switch.

Line Gauthier March 8, 2018 at 3:36 PM Too funny, Mike. Awesome humour. Well done.

DM Babbit March 8, 2018 at 12:40 PM Now, I need to know the reverse, a woman in a man's mind. TY

Caren Krutsinger March 8, 2018 at 12:38 PM The second I finished this poem, I clicked favorite poem. I was mesmerized by it's truth and pulled in by your mastery of words. Well done, Mike.

Heidi Sands March 8, 2018 at 11:31 AM You write amazing poetry Mike. :)