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Injured Pride

I dressed with style in my best suit, As off to church I went. I knew I looked quite lovely and My time had been well spent. I was to read the lesson so I sat in convenient pew And listened to the choir As I waited for my cue. I walked gracefully with confidence As I hurried down the aisle, Then wondered as I faced them, why Each parishioner wore a smile. It wasn't until I was home And changing from my suit That I realized why every one Had gotten such a hoot Out of the somber lesson That I had read that day; A prim and proper Lutheran Will seldom act that way. As I removed my shoes I saw I'd worn two different kind. One had a solid back and one Had just a sling behind. Placed 3rd in Light is on But nobody's home contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 6/23/2010 5:57:00 PM
Great work, congrats on your win! you deserved it!
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Date: 6/21/2010 7:36:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Paula Swanson's contest "The Light Is On, But Nobody Is Home" Joyce. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/15/2010 9:52:00 PM
great BOO BOO you pulled there. and congrats on your fine win! LUv, Andrea
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Date: 6/15/2010 7:27:00 AM
LOL LOL LOL how funny!!! great write! love Simone
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Date: 6/14/2010 7:08:00 AM
Good one Joyce...Congrats on your win.....Great Write ...Larry
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Date: 6/14/2010 6:58:00 AM
very funny congrats on your win at least you had both shoes i only had one lol faleshia
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Date: 6/14/2010 6:10:00 AM
LOL! Really hilarious and well written! Congrats dear friend! xoxo
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Date: 6/14/2010 3:05:00 AM
OOps! Good one, Congrats on your win!
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Date: 6/13/2010 11:38:00 PM
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Date: 6/13/2010 9:25:00 PM
Congrats Joyce on your winning poem in Paula's contest with this fantastic write.. enjoy another win and hope u had a nice few days off.. with luv.. Linda-Marie..
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Date: 6/13/2010 8:18:00 PM
Congrats on the 3rd place win
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Date: 6/13/2010 6:16:00 PM
This is so cute, I could see that happening, I once wore two different earings to work, finally at the end of the day, I happened to see myself in a mirror... OMG.. I said, why did no one tell me... they shrugged, we thought you wanted it that way... gosh... love your poem.. made me smile.. love Constance
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Date: 6/13/2010 6:08:00 PM
How easy that would be to do.....I have done that same thing, with shoes, and earrings too...and who knows what else?!! One time when I was in High School, I slipped on my skirt over my shortie pajama bottoms...forgetting to take them off, until I discovered in gym class when everyone started laughing! :( I can laugh now!!
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Date: 6/13/2010 5:08:00 PM
Oh, this is a funny poem, Joyce! I can just see you standing there wondering why the congregation is smiling. I've worn mismatched socks, but so far the shoes have been in pairs. Surely, this is something to which we can all relate. Enjoyed your humor! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 6/13/2010 4:45:00 PM
Good luck in contest..a winner in my eyes
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Date: 6/13/2010 4:33:00 PM
A great Hoot Joyce!!! Ive worn blue and black myself!! Love Jeralynn
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