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Indelible Ink - Tattooist Needs a Hearing Check

How romantic of my sweet Albert
Wants tattoo with my name; he’s no flirt
Alb requested a rose
Tattoo inked - a red nose
Alb’s irate kicking him where it hurt!

7/25/19

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David Smith

July 31, 2019 at 6:42 PM

One of reasons I don't have one, also when we decided to stop at 3 children, went to clinic where that is only operation performed rather than hospital where a second operation could be needed. You keep up coming up with some good ones. Hope your pen does not run out of ink for a while yet, regards David in NZ

Jan Allison

August 1, 2019 at 2:12 AM

Folk forget a tattoo is for life so having a name inked is permanent reminder even when the relationship may be over:-( hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

July 28, 2019 at 2:43 PM

haha Loved the picture too , Jan. (though it reminds me of Stephen King's creepy IT clown)

Jan Allison

August 1, 2019 at 2:10 AM

thanks Andrea, I am not a fan of clowns or tattoos!:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

July 27, 2019 at 12:31 PM

So funny. :) I am so glad you liked my poem .. Hugs

Jan Allison

July 28, 2019 at 4:30 AM

thanks my sweet friend:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

July 27, 2019 at 4:54 AM

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! I cannot stop saying ouch! The poem is hilarious, Jan.

Jan Allison

July 28, 2019 at 4:30 AM

No way would I ever get a tattoo - hubby has 3 dots where he was tattooed for his radiotherapy but of course that is a different thing altogether:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

July 26, 2019 at 5:25 PM

You could write a book about the tattoos seen around any beach in Waikiki! It is MUCH easier to correct a mistake as a poet! Well done! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison

July 28, 2019 at 4:29 AM

I read that Ed Sheeran had a tattoo of his biggest hit 'Galway Girl' it reads Galway Grill' but he has said there was a reason for this lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

July 26, 2019 at 12:06 PM

- :) - Amazing what people tattoo on their body - I can not see other than that some of these must regret what they have gotten into their skin ... for all - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

July 28, 2019 at 4:26 AM

what people forget is a tattoo is for life - perhaps putting 'darling' would be far better than tattooing a name as it can relate to many lol:-) hugs Jan xx