Tania Kitchin Poet Rhyme

In the Elevator

My stomach was feeling grumbly and gassy 
As I dressed for my meeting, looking classy
My hair up in a bun, my black suit on in wool
My breakfast still making me feel too full

I ran into the crowded elevator, my portfolio in hand
But then dropped it, and at my boss’s feet it did land 
I bent over quickly trying to pick up my portfolio paper
And gasped, when I loudly let one loose in the elevator

8/1/21

Contest: When I Let One Loose In the Elevator
Sponsor: Charles Messina

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Lindsay Laurie September 22, 2021 at 9:40 PM Hello Tania ... better in there so it could be shared, although you would become the topic of the day - thanks Tania - Lindsay Tania Kitchin September 25, 2021 at 4:18 AM Thank you Lindsay!

Delice Arleen Skelly August 9, 2021 at 10:36 PM Dear Tania, everyone's poems were so lighthearted, they brought a smile to my face. Congratulations..Delice Tania Kitchin September 25, 2021 at 4:17 AM Thank you Delice!

Beryl Edmonds August 9, 2021 at 5:29 PM What a predicament, how could one face the boss after that. The poem is hilarious Tania, congratulations on your win in the contest…Belle Tania Kitchin August 9, 2021 at 6:38 PM Thank you Belle!

Terry Flood August 9, 2021 at 4:41 PM But, O what a gent he turned out to be, when he grinned sheepishly and said oops, pardon me... at least, I hope so. Congrats on your fun win, Tania. Terry Tania Kitchin August 9, 2021 at 6:38 PM Ha ha, thank you Terry!

Jan Allison August 9, 2021 at 3:07 PM Dropping back with many congratulations on your win Tania:-) hugs Jan xx Tania Kitchin August 9, 2021 at 6:38 PM Thank you Jan, hugs!

Charles Messina August 9, 2021 at 7:25 AM LOL, Tania...I can picture this. Thanks for the laughs! Congratulations on your win! Hugs Charlie Tania Kitchin August 9, 2021 at 6:38 PM Thank you Charlie for the fun contest and my placement!

Sara Kendrick August 6, 2021 at 6:58 AM Reads like a good contender to me. Way to go. That was one of the worst situations for it to happen. Thanks for dropping by my blog. I appreciate you writing a tribute to Carolyn. Sara Tania Kitchin August 7, 2021 at 2:10 PM Thank you Sara!

Mark Koplin August 5, 2021 at 3:55 PM That’s awesome Tania! Thanks for the laugh, I needed that. Tania Kitchin August 5, 2021 at 6:39 PM Thank you Mark!

Paris-Maree Boreham August 5, 2021 at 11:55 AM oops hahahaa accidents happen lol made me smile Tania, Thanks :) Tania Kitchin August 5, 2021 at 6:39 PM Thank you Paris!

Eve Roper August 2, 2021 at 9:38 PM Fantastic, Tania, right in front of you boss feet; so funny. Good luck in the contest. Hugs Eve Tania Kitchin August 3, 2021 at 3:45 PM Thank you Eve!

Jan Allison August 2, 2021 at 2:07 PM oh gosh Tania hope this is fiction lol its hilari arse lol:-) hugs Jan xx Tania Kitchin August 2, 2021 at 4:09 PM Thank you Jan! hugs

Alexis Y. August 2, 2021 at 1:28 PM Lol! Tania, This is a hilarious entry for the contest. Best wishes in the contest. Have a great day:-) Alexis Tania Kitchin August 2, 2021 at 4:09 PM Thank you Alexis!

Victor Buhagiar August 1, 2021 at 7:26 AM That was funny, Tania. Hope it won't lose you your job. Tania Kitchin August 1, 2021 at 7:26 AM Thank you Victor, hugs!

Tom Cunningham August 1, 2021 at 6:13 AM Hilarious Tania, everyones worst nightmare lol. Best of luck in the contest, hope you are well. Tom Tania Kitchin August 1, 2021 at 7:27 AM Thank you Tom, hope you're doing well too!