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In The Elevator

My stomach was feeling grumbly and gassy As I dressed for my meeting, looking classy My hair up in a bun, my black suit on in wool My breakfast still making me feel too full I ran into the crowded elevator, my portfolio in hand But then dropped it, and at my boss’s feet it did land I bent over quickly trying to pick up my portfolio paper And gasped, when I loudly let one loose in the elevator 8/1/21 Contest: When I Let One Loose In the Elevator Sponsor: Charles Messina

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Date: 9/22/2021 9:40:00 PM
Hello Tania ... better in there so it could be shared, although you would become the topic of the day - thanks Tania - Lindsay
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Date: 9/25/2021 4:18:00 AM
Thank you Lindsay!
Date: 8/9/2021 10:36:00 PM
Dear Tania, everyone's poems were so lighthearted, they brought a smile to my face. Congratulations..Delice
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Date: 9/25/2021 4:17:00 AM
Thank you Delice!
Date: 8/9/2021 5:29:00 PM
What a predicament, how could one face the boss after that. The poem is hilarious Tania, congratulations on your win in the contest…Belle
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Date: 8/9/2021 6:38:00 PM
Thank you Belle!
Date: 8/9/2021 4:41:00 PM
But, O what a gent he turned out to be, when he grinned sheepishly and said oops, pardon me... at least, I hope so. Congrats on your fun win, Tania. Terry
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Date: 8/9/2021 6:38:00 PM
Ha ha, thank you Terry!
Date: 8/9/2021 3:07:00 PM
Dropping back with many congratulations on your win Tania:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 8/9/2021 6:38:00 PM
Thank you Jan, hugs!
Date: 8/9/2021 7:25:00 AM
LOL, Tania...I can picture this. Thanks for the laughs! Congratulations on your win! Hugs Charlie
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 8/9/2021 6:38:00 PM
Thank you Charlie for the fun contest and my placement!
Date: 8/6/2021 6:58:00 AM
Reads like a good contender to me. Way to go. That was one of the worst situations for it to happen. Thanks for dropping by my blog. I appreciate you writing a tribute to Carolyn. Sara
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 8/7/2021 2:10:00 PM
Thank you Sara!
Date: 8/5/2021 3:55:00 PM
That’s awesome Tania! Thanks for the laugh, I needed that.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 8/5/2021 6:39:00 PM
Thank you Mark!
Date: 8/5/2021 11:55:00 AM
oops hahahaa accidents happen lol made me smile Tania, Thanks :)
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Date: 8/5/2021 6:39:00 PM
Thank you Paris!
Date: 8/2/2021 9:38:00 PM
Fantastic, Tania, right in front of you boss feet; so funny. Good luck in the contest. Hugs Eve
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 8/3/2021 3:45:00 PM
Thank you Eve!
Date: 8/2/2021 2:07:00 PM
oh gosh Tania hope this is fiction lol its hilari arse lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 8/2/2021 4:09:00 PM
Thank you Jan! hugs
Date: 8/2/2021 1:28:00 PM
Lol! Tania, This is a hilarious entry for the contest. Best wishes in the contest. Have a great day:-) Alexis
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 8/2/2021 4:09:00 PM
Thank you Alexis!
Date: 8/1/2021 7:26:00 AM
That was funny, Tania. Hope it won't lose you your job.
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Date: 8/1/2021 7:26:00 AM
Thank you Victor, hugs!
Date: 8/1/2021 6:13:00 AM
Hilarious Tania, everyones worst nightmare lol. Best of luck in the contest, hope you are well. Tom
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 8/1/2021 7:27:00 AM
Thank you Tom, hope you're doing well too!