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In the Club House

There was an old man named Andy Cap
who was a golf loving kind of chap
forgot to tee off
his partner did scoff
when the bar maid remained on his lap.

© Harry J Horsman 2013

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Shadow Hamilton

June 28, 2013 at 5:57 AM

I was in the mood to be amused and this lovely limerick made me smile Ty Shadow x smiles

Cecilia Macfarlane

April 22, 2013 at 3:37 PM

Somethings are more important to Andy then golf ; ) .....congrats on your win! Hugs

Ralph Taylor

April 16, 2013 at 4:44 PM

Congrats, Harry. Excellent. Nice going. Ralph

Donna Jones

April 12, 2013 at 7:03 PM

I thought this would be on the winners list, congratulations Harry...Donna

Debbie Duncan

April 11, 2013 at 4:27 PM

I do love this harry, I surely do see why it won. thank you for reading my Over heard Conversation ;}

Poet Destroyer A

April 11, 2013 at 11:00 AM

Harry, stopping by to read your winning poem in Craig's golfing limerick. Congratulations with your fun swing ;-) Always & Forever*PD

Hgarvey Daniel Esquire

April 11, 2013 at 12:01 AM

Dear Harry, Hope this finds YOU and YOURS Healthy and High in the Spirit. Congratulations on Your Well Deserved Win in the Golf Contest. I remember reading "Andy Cap" in the sunday funnies. If this is the same Andy Cap You Personified Him Perfectly.Superb Pen.LOVE ALWAYS and FOREVER YOUR Liege...HG

Hgarvey Daniel Esquire

April 10, 2013 at 11:55 PM

Robert Johnson

April 10, 2013 at 3:23 PM

Just tore up an old flooring the other day and it was underlayed with old newspaper's. There was Andy Capp in 1969. :) My Dad got a hoot out of it. Something about dating his mother in law. :) Gotta stay away from that booze Andy. :)

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

April 9, 2013 at 8:12 PM

Congratulations harry , good old Andy Cap, i was that barmaid lol xx

Roy Jerden

April 9, 2013 at 6:37 PM

I remember Andy! Good Limerick! Congratulations on the fine win!

Abdulhafeez Oyewole

April 9, 2013 at 4:16 PM

Funny pen. Like it and Congrats on your win~A.O

Francine Roberts

April 9, 2013 at 2:31 PM

many congrats on your win in the contest Harry

Jon A Cavanaugh

April 5, 2013 at 11:06 PM

Funny one. Enjoyed this.

Holly Moore

April 5, 2013 at 10:37 AM

Well, that would make it a little difficult! I like it when you write funny ones, too!! Thanks for your comment on my site...xx Holly Moore

Donna Jones

April 2, 2013 at 4:29 PM

Fun fun fun.......:-) Donna

Richard Lamoureux

April 1, 2013 at 5:40 PM

I used to love Andy Cap comic strips. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

Karen Anglesey

April 1, 2013 at 5:15 PM

Great limerick-ish humor. Very fun to read

Elizabeth Wesley

April 1, 2013 at 6:05 AM

Golf was never so witty and I think the scoffer must have been green with jealousy. The bird's eye view is so vivid fro here. Loved the chuckle dear friend! Love, Lizzie

Andrea Dietrich

March 31, 2013 at 4:22 PM

I love how you did your golfing limerick. this is a good and funny one, Harry. Oh, and wanted to thank you for taking the time to read my silly Soup tragedy poem. I hope not many people took that one seriously!!

Barbara Gorelick

March 30, 2013 at 8:54 PM

Thats one way totally your score..lol. Laughing. BG

Len Gasun

March 30, 2013 at 7:05 PM

This is a very delightful to read my dear friend Harry! Thank you so much for the jumbo smile! And, thank you for your precious time stopping by and the wonderful comments on my poem. Have a blessed Easter Season! love & hugs, Leonora