I'M Sorry Contest

He says he's sorry for this...
she says shes sorry for that.
I feel like becoming the cat in the hat.
I'm sorry I got up late zing...tingy...do...
I'm sorry I forgot to set the alarm bing...binky...boo.
I'm sorry there's no coffee as she blew her kazoo.
I'm sorry I sneezed on you zing...zetty...zoo.
I'm sorry he said as he reached for the poodle.
I forgot to put the seat down on the wing...toliet...toodle.
That's okay...but I'm sorry to say...
I have a meeting tonight so I will be a wee bity late.
I'm sorry I forgot to put gas in your car-ah...
maybe I'll get to it sometime to-mor-ah.
I'm sorry...I'm sorry...I hear and I say...
maybe it would help if we rolled in the hay.
Ring...dingy-do the phone is for you.
I'm sorry It's my work calling ming...molly...moo.
We say " I'm sorry" so much...
each day It's the same...
It seems like a contest that drives me insane!

                       P.R.Deremer
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Davis Avatar
September 3, 2015 at 3:10 PM
Pam, what a hoot! Loved the message and needed the laugh! Again, you publish with whimsy and wisdom; such a tasty blend. :)
Deremer Avatar
September 3, 2015 at 4:12 PM
Thank you!
La France Avatar
August 11, 2015 at 9:06 AM
Pam , I really enjoyed reading your creative writing, so entertaining , a binky-Bo 7 and thanks for visiting my ritz poem
Sathasivam Avatar
August 10, 2015 at 2:06 AM
Excellent. Well penned. Interesting write. Enjoyed reading it. TFS
Deremer Avatar
August 10, 2015 at 12:04 PM
Thank you!
Tran Avatar
August 9, 2015 at 5:25 PM
Lmao!! Gosh, you are soooo funny!! I can't remember the last time I laugh this hard over a poems!! HUGS to you, Pam!!
Deremer Avatar
August 9, 2015 at 6:29 PM
I'm very glad it made you laugh!
May Avatar
August 9, 2015 at 7:48 AM
Wonderful take on the theme....Nicely done...best wishes
Deremer Avatar
August 9, 2015 at 12:33 PM
Thank you!
Muideen Avatar
August 9, 2015 at 6:47 AM
I burst into laughing as I read this, it is very funny and it end is excellence and wise.........A.M.
Deremer Avatar
August 9, 2015 at 12:34 PM
Thank you!
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