I'm Eighty Percent Neanderthal
Good evening, dear lady, how do you do?
I humbly present myself to you.
It's true. I just escaped from the zoo,
but I'm not a snake or ocelot,
and though, on my coat, you see a spot,
I'll give you everything I've got -
and while I have a tail, prehensile,
I have what you need - the essential.
So, put down that kitchen utensil.
My finger claws are all retractive.
So, let's get wild and interactive.
A neanderthal can be attractive.
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