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I'M a Total Failure

I couldn't do the math homework. I'll never be any good at math. In fact, I'll flunk all my subjects at school I'll never be any good at anything I'm a total failure. Nobody likes me in my science class. I'll never make any friends in the class. In fact, nobody in the entire school likes me. I'll never ever have a friend again. I'm totally unlikeable. I missed every shot I took in basketball today. I always miss all of my shots. In fact, I'll never make another shot as long as I live. I have no athletic ability whatsoever. I stink at sports. I blew another job interview today. I blow every interview I get. Nobody will ever want to hire me. I'll never get a job again. I'm totally worthless.

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Chris Green

Date: 10/31/2018 11:10:00 AM

This one hurt to read because I know this is true for many. We defeat ourselves before ever giving ourselves a chance. Nicely expressed my friend.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/31/2018 12:20:00 PM

Yup, you're right---and we are all vulnerable to it, lest we kid ourselves. Gotta be on our guard when we start berating ourselves... ~ Gershon

Line Gauthier

Date: 10/31/2018 10:29:00 AM

Well penned, Gershon. Really showing how quick that downward spiral can go.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/31/2018 12:19:00 PM

You are so right, Line. It's like that proverbial snowball rolling down the mountain: Once the downward spiral gathers steam, it's like a locomotive -- fast, powerful, and very hard to stop. Gotta catch it at the top of the hill... ~ Gershon

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 10/30/2018 9:56:00 PM

I've heard that referred to as the poisonous parrot. xomo

Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/30/2018 10:27:00 PM

Auk. Auk. Polly want some arsenic...