I'Ll Go First

Every week on Friday McGee worked late at night But this time would be different The work load seem real light So he left a little early Punched his card and tipped his hat Then headed to O'Malley's For a stiff one and some chat But a feeling seem to come to him Perhaps He'd just go home And surprise his little wife That's waiting there alone So he walks down the empty streets "Till he made it to his door Takes his shoes off as he enters As to tip-toe cross the floor That's when he hears some noise Cracks the bedroom door to see His Buddy Finn and his wife Are making merrily Oh, McGee he got so flustered But didn't stop their fun And slowly crept away To the next room for his gun He was locked and Loaded When he kicked right through the door With the gun at his head, He said, "I can't take this anymore" But his wife left the bed And knelt down on her knees And begged him not to kill himself and "Put the gun down,Please" McGee then looked upon his wife His expression was quite vexed Then he told her to "SHUT UP" Cause she was surly NEXT !