If...I'D...No.

If I were a bird, I'd be soaring through the skies. If I were a cat, I'd be curled up by the fire. If I were a dog, I'd be running gleeful in the woods. If I were a salmon, I'd be swimming strong up river. If I were a squirrel, I'd be scurrying up a tree. If I were a lion, I'd be stalking a prey. If I were a antelope, I'd be sprinting across the Savanah. If I were a monkey, I'd be swinging from the trees. If I were a penguin, I'd be out smarting a shark. If I were a shark, I'd be ruling the sea. If I were imagining I was any of these, I'd most definitely, right now, not be me.