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If You Want To Stay Married, Leave the Tv On

Your mouth noise is polluting the table You sound like a cow in the stable Must you slurp your spaghetti Don't dare call me petty Thank God we have TV with cable

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Debbie Guzzi

Date: 9/21/2009 4:19:00 PM

LOL yes it's amazing what little things we chose to be annoyed by? My honey "gulps" his liquids....I gargle in my throat LOL....yup turn up the TV! Light & Love

Angela G

Date: 8/23/2009 6:20:00 PM

it's about my husband... I'd be the wife...if he sees it...he'll roll his eyes. He's heard it 1000 times

Derrick Burton

Date: 8/23/2009 5:34:00 PM

:):):):) this is funny... enjoy your night or morning.

Sara Kendrick

Date: 8/23/2009 3:29:00 PM

Interesting topic. Keep writing. Sara