If I Were a Carpenter
If I had a hammer and a sickle
I’d pound Mr. Putin into a pickle
If I were a carpenter, I’d saw off his limbs
then to a guillotine I’d nail him in
If I were King for a day, I’d tie him to my chair
then plug it in to the electric grid and let him dangle there
If the sun refused to shine, I’d get him drunk on vinegar-wine
and then I’d put him in a cement mixer ~ Laugh all night, I’d get my kicks, sir
~ Thought I'd live out one of Tom Cunningham's unpublished
fantasies tonight ~
Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2022
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