Gershon Wolf Poet Couplet

If I Were a Carpenter

If I had a hammer and a sickle
  I’d pound Mr. Putin into a pickle

If I were a carpenter, I’d saw off his limbs
  then to a guillotine I’d nail him in

If I were King for a day, I’d tie him to my chair
  then plug it in to the electric grid and let him dangle there

If the sun refused to shine, I’d get him drunk on vinegar-wine
  and then I’d put him in a cement mixer ~ Laugh all night, I’d get my kicks, sir




   ~ Thought I'd live out one of Tom Cunningham's unpublished
                                  fantasies tonight ~

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Valsa George May 10, 2022 at 9:42 PM This is excellent ! If I were a butcher, I would chop him to pieces and feed a vulture!

Robert Gorelick May 10, 2022 at 1:41 PM If I were a pug, I'd smash his mug. Tom will love it! Gershon Wolf May 10, 2022 at 5:43 PM Ha, ha! Love your rhyming comment, Robert! Hope Tom sees it. He may even seize it. Cheers, Gershon

Kim Rodrigues May 10, 2022 at 12:37 PM I’ll take this for the humor it is mixed with a bit of anger.

Judy Ball May 10, 2022 at 9:15 AM Ooohoohoo! I guess it's necessary to watch the quiet ones. Please Gershon, don't ever get mad at me. I console myself by remembering God's gonna get him for that. What irony for him to be cut down by a God he doesn't believe in. Good job here ala Tom. God Bless, JB

L Milton Hankins May 10, 2022 at 8:46 AM Oh my. As evil as he is and as much as I detest him and wish him harm, it was jolting to read these lines, gw. Be careful that you do not let your anger fester, for in so doing you would be giving this murderous psychotic SOB some power over you.