I Woke Up a Woman
I woke up this morning
To quite a surprise
I had a 42 chest
And round shapely thighs
The hair on my face
Had been replaced
With voluptuous lips
And rosy red cheeks
Guess all the dreaming of women
That I always do
Went straight to my head
And changed a thing or two
I went to the mirror
As every man would
And thought to myself
That I look pretty good
So I searched my wife's closet
Found a little red dress
Nothing to fancy
But enough to impress
Off of the hanger
I pulled it down
Then headed out the door
For a night on the town
Dinning and dancing
In all the places I'd been
I break a few hearts
Cause I don't really like men
I tried to explain
That I woke up this way
Neither delusional nor crazy
And certainly not gay
I'm just thinking I think
Of women most all the time
It must have swirled in my head
Till my body fell into line
I'm not really sure
What I'm going to do
But enjoy being pretty
For a moment or two
Just when my wife
Was warming up to the idea
I woke up again
But this time back to a man
The one thing I learned
Out of all this craziness
Is I look good in red
So I'm keeping the dress
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