I Wish My Couch Was a Toilet

I wish my couch was a toilet. It would be so squishy soft. When I went to sit down,everyone would scoff. I wish my couch was a toilet. And no one could ever spoil it. So when...I spin on a whim! Alas...oh alas. Just think of the cleaning. There would be no scrubbing bubbles. Only lots of troubles. Just think of the toilet rings. The would not be fit for 3 kings. Alas...oh alas. I still wish my couch was a toilet! ;P (I was feeling funny today!! ;P)