I Wanna Be a Wrap Star

I got a gig at Macy's, In the gift wrap department, I wann'ed to be the star... of this lowly store compartment,... But outside this meager job, I dreamed those dreams so big, So in my apartment, I'd hone my wrapping skills, Prayin' wrap stardom would cure my ills... Yo, bro, you'all hear me now? I "axe'd" you to believe in me, Now I'll show you just how, I'll become "King a da Hood" Even though some tell me how, my wrap skills ain't all dat good So here goes my openin' wrap Doe'en tell me dat iz crap, Yo, bro, wuz happ-n-ing here an' now? Cops chasin' everyone around Can ya tell me Y? or even, maybe how? Da' bee-ott-chutch dun left home, Da' "bee-itch" said she wanna rome, "Crack'in in some bore'd up buildin' Stem pipe glowin' high flyin' red, Soon enough, she be dead... Don' bother me all that much, Cause I got anodda' ho, I'z kept 4 bee-in in such a clutch.