I Think I Need a Wee-Wee

‘I think I need a wee-wee.’ ‘But we’ve just got in the car.’ ‘I think I need a wee-wee.’ ‘But we haven’t travelled far.’ ‘I think I need a wee-wee.’ ‘But we haven’t left our road.’ ‘I think I need a wee-wee.’ ‘And we’re still in our post-code.’ ‘I think I need a wee-wee.’ ‘But we’ve only gone a mile.’ ‘I think I need a wee-wee.’ ‘Can’t you just hang on a while?’ ‘I think I need a wee-wee.’ ‘Another one already?.’ ‘I think he needs a wee-wee now.’ ‘Surely not your Teddy.’ ‘I think I need a wee-wee.’ ‘Can’t you just hang on?’ ‘I think I need a wee-wee.’ ‘We won’t be very long.’ ‘I think I need a wee-wee.’ ‘I’m stopping here for you.’ ‘I think I’ve done a wee-wee, and maybe done a poo!’