I Set Out Lookin' Fer Some Way To Scribe Two

I set out lookin' fer some way to scribe, that wer' a different, en catch yarn ear Well first I'd try, 'ee hollerin' a rhyme, with all CAPS, this only brought er tear, This started me a thinkin' too look elce-where, excep', per'aps this prose isn't fer me, many have written 'ay book' I'll need my style, somethin' too share Sure fer this, they will laugh till they pee, wouldn't it be a blessin', in this puddle of tryin', findin' a style suited, right fer me per'aps I'll be better off, an only doodle keepin' this in mind, I started, I writ' writ', en rewrit', like ne're before, poundin' on my KeyPad, till all fingers, akein' back, big butt twer'z bone sore, So, If only I could catch er great line if it wer' different, silly, too catch one's eye I'd show 'em, too smile, durin' my life time attain fame, per'aps, er piece of 'ee pie