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My auntie who lives down in Bude Would always sunbathe in the nude She looked like a beached whale - Her fanny’s off the scale This eyesore should never be viewed! When children saw her on the beach Is that a beached whale they would screech Alas its just Franny Showing off her huge fanny She can’t be described as a peach! 06/04/21

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Date: 6/9/2021 11:40:00 AM
LOL, I dated that woman! Mum would point & say, 'Look at that fat old cow.'
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Date: 6/7/2021 7:59:00 AM
Funny, Pangie xx
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Date: 6/6/2021 6:51:00 PM
Hey, kids could go mountain climbing right on the beach! lol. :) gw
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Date: 6/5/2021 3:11:00 PM
I reckon she’s heard about Sea Cucumbers. Shame: I’m not sure we have them around our coastline, Jan. Terry
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Date: 6/5/2021 10:36:00 AM
Is that an huge British fanny, or a Yank fanny?
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Date: 6/5/2021 5:29:00 AM
Ha ha, love it Jan, hugs!
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Date: 6/5/2021 5:16:00 AM
What is seen can unfortunately never be unseen ~
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Date: 6/5/2021 1:37:00 AM
Takes whale watching to a new level lol. Good one Jan. Tom
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Date: 6/4/2021 6:11:00 PM
Lol! Jan, I really enjoyed both limericks. Have a wonderful day and weekend:-) Alexis
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Date: 6/4/2021 6:07:00 PM
Good one, Jan. and good to SEE you. I sure miss you. You and John Watts. I used to email all the time and I just rarely hear from you and others any more like I used to.
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Date: 6/4/2021 5:18:00 PM
Hello Jan … Aunt Frannie has never been asked to move along to allow the tide to come in has she - just asking; Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 6/4/2021 4:02:00 PM
Aunt Franny was gutsy! Funny pair of limericks, Jan! Blessings, Kim M
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Date: 6/4/2021 4:07:00 PM
Thanks Kim pure fiction of course:-) hugs Jan xx