I Ran Out of My Geritol
Today I feel a little strange
Like wanting a soda but having no change
Where's my energy, I can't concentrate
I had to cancel my Match.com date
My life has become somewhat dull
I ran out of my Geritol
Mine is special, it's on back order
The doctor said I could purchase it cheaper South of the Border
I told him this is not a Taco Bell plug
I feel like I am having withdraws, I need my drug
The doctor tells me that the stuff in Mexico contains Chiuaua
I tell him only American made I trust, give me an E.T.A. on my Geritol
Do you know how hard it is to function
I wanna be part of the Geritol wall of fame, I want my induction
The stuff South of the border must contain more than vitamins
Check out their Mexican population
I bet Cassanova never had trouble getting a prescription filled
Me complaining about my Geritol is overkill
I want to end it all
Life has no meaning without my Geritol
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