I Never

I never learned to ride a horse Or parasail or dive. I never learned the trick involved In keeping plants alive. I never learned to knit or paint Or tie a scarf or juggle And calculating time zones Always seems to be a struggle. I never learned to hook a bra With fasteners behind me. For annual exams I need Somebody to remind me. I never learned to ski or ice skate; Neither is a crime. Yet somehow in my life at least I learned the joy of rhyme.