I Must Have Had a Wild Time Last Night

I must have had a wild time last night. I don't remember it all, or any of it actually. But there are cookies in my right-hand over the shoulder bolder holder container. Chocolate chip. Quite tasty, too. Homemade. And my shoes are on the roof again. Okay, one shoe, one boot. I'm assuming their matches have slid down onto the other side. Which means off the roof, and they have landed in the koi pond again. The dog is asleep on her back with her tongue hanging out. The cat is furious, because it's eleven seconds past her "Better-give-me-my-food this minute time. The milk is in the oven, and there are wet clothes slung on every couch and chair in the house, and we've got 5 couches and 19 chairs, there being two of us living here and all. Yes, I must have had a wild time last night.