I Just Found Out

I just was told the world is round. I’d have sworn that it was flat. Is that why there are rolling meadows and other sites like that? When I roll from bed in morning, could I roll on to Japan? And is it round like a big ball or like an oblong can? You heard of folks going over edge. There is no edge on a ball. The fact that they can do it proves the world’s flat after all. I've tried to solve the enigma. I’m not a lazy scholar. I have deduced it is both round and flat, just like a silver dollar.