I Have Some Gossip About U

I want to talk to you about something Well, l actually have a little gossip l know to be true About certain letters in the alphabet Please don’t share with another….its just between me and you! Did you know that the letter U has quite the reputation Creating unrest amongst other letters Popular and loved by some Disliked by many though as U is quite the go-getter So lets start with the letter W V and X’s next door neighbour I do believe “W” is in love with “U” Due to her natural beauty and confident nature W is completely besotted with U And as W’s adoration for U grew A single U was no longer enough So one U became two….known as W Next…is Y who stands opened armed Between the very disliked X and Z Y is so very unhappy there X and Z being the two most unpopular letters… it is said ‘Why oh why’, yells Y ‘Am l stuck between these two’ ‘I desperately want to move within this alphabet ‘Beside the desirable and beautiful U’ Now, what l am about to share with you is of the most sensitive nature It is in regard to the letter Q Q frankly has some deep seeded issues When it comes to the letter U Q suffers with separation anxiety Is fully dependent on U Q is unable to function at all Without the reliable U in view U sits dutifully next to Q So Q can function and thrive Q will live a fulfilled alphabet life As long as U stays with Q…..Q will survive U feels trapped by the relationship with Q As U loves another… it is true U’s heart belongs solely and completely to F Both desperate to marry and be known as F.U