I Have a Cold

According to Doctor Google, I am actually dying.
With the symptoms I have, surely it can't be lying.
I'm living on borrowed time, I really should be dead.
My head is so dense, I look like Mr Potato head.

Rechecking my symptoms as I stare at the computer screen.
A common cold I have, now that's not so mean.
I've blown my nose so much, now it's red and raw.
My throat feels the same and coughing makes it sore.

I want to lie down but my nose is too stuffy.
I triple up the pillows but they don't feel soft and fluffy.
So much green, slimy mucas dripping down my throat.
In a Medieval castle I think I could fill the moat.

My face is drawn and haggard with mouth open wide.
Such an effort to breathe, this cold I cannot abide.
The whole body aches, I sluggishly move about the room.
Succombing to the symptoms, resigned to impending doom.

It's only a cold I have, It shouldn't be that big a deal.
Yes it is! No one on earth could imagine the way I feel.
I know you've all had a cold before, but not as bad as mine.
Don't anybody tell me that in a couple of days I will be fine.

Trying to go to bed. close my eyes and go to sleep.
If only I could! without my nose constantly on the leak.
Maybe I'll just stay in my chair and write another ditty.
But I'd rather think about myself, happily wallow in self pity.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Hodges Avatar
September 17, 2016 at 7:35 PM
Hey Craig when it comes to having a cold, I had so many I lost count! I know just how u feel.You just want it to go away as fast as possible, but even more you wish you never got it in the first place! This was a creative and awesome write. Congrats on I have a cold!
Emu Avatar
September 18, 2016 at 12:49 PM
Thanks Candace.
Chuan Seng Avatar
May 13, 2016 at 6:43 PM
I feel for you , mate! Great writing and it is even better reading... To indulge and wallow a little in self pity... This could be the tonic and unusual remedy... For all the miserable sufferers of this malady...
Emu Avatar
May 15, 2016 at 5:05 PM
Ha you may be onto something there! Thanks for the review and visit.
Ball Avatar
May 7, 2016 at 11:36 PM
Been there and done that Craig. I can so relate. It seems that just being able to breathe is half the battle so I usually keep some Dristan nose spray on hand for just that thing. I know this was posted some time ago so hope you are all better now. A seven my friend. God Bless, JB
Makama Avatar
May 5, 2016 at 1:07 PM
This is is fine piece with soul-reaching quality. I love this so much
Emu Avatar
May 7, 2016 at 4:29 PM
Thank you for your kind review Funom
Allison Avatar
April 25, 2016 at 2:18 AM
Hope you are feeling better now Craig - oh I can relate to this big style - such a descriptive write and I loved the humourous touches especially about the slimy mucus lol:-) hugs jan xx
Allison Avatar
April 25, 2016 at 4:27 AM
LOL no not at all its a great way to describe it - can sure relate lol:-) hugs jan xx
Emu Avatar
April 25, 2016 at 4:24 AM
Sorry. That was a bit gross. Thanks for the visit Jan
Buck Avatar
April 23, 2016 at 6:51 PM
Craig: Told with such intensity, half way through I had to get some of those "germ killer wipes" and scrub down my key board and screen. Just as a precaution you know. :o) Thanks for "sharing this" at a distance. I was going to add: Keep them coming, but maybe you should wait a week or so. oldbuck
Emu Avatar
April 25, 2016 at 4:26 AM
Ha ha. Thanks Buck.
Andresen Avatar
March 7, 2016 at 2:32 PM
- Not deadly, only a virus ........... it comes   .... and go - A great rhyme poem, Craig - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Emu Avatar
March 13, 2016 at 8:07 PM
sorry for the lateness of reply, I have been elsewhere. Thank you for the viewing. We men are wingers when sick.
Underwood Avatar
March 3, 2016 at 4:42 AM
A great write and how many are drawn to google dr for a cure!!! Enjoyed reading this poem, men and colds!!! :D
Emu Avatar
March 4, 2016 at 12:29 PM
thanks Gail. We males don't cope as well as women when sick.
Peterson Avatar
February 25, 2016 at 9:31 PM
Well the green stuff means it isn't just a cold. Still we hear your screams, mouth open in a rictus of pain. Enough! You said it well. (Over the counter nose spray with Phenyliphrine will help).
Emu Avatar
February 26, 2016 at 12:31 AM
Thanks Mark. It has disapated now after a few days
George   Avatar
February 24, 2016 at 3:08 AM
Hi, Craig. Well...I won't say thanks for the memories, but thanks for reminding me to be grateful for not having a cold. You made it all so real. Elaine
Emu Avatar
February 24, 2016 at 11:29 AM
Agree, I am grateful it only lasted a short time. I do winge and grizzle when I am sick. Cheers for the visit.
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 22, 2016 at 4:19 PM
A complete ld is the worst, especially t night. I commiserate with you my friend and wish you well soon. Your poem is spot on with the misery it causes.#7
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 23, 2016 at 6:25 AM
Good grief...I have to double check every word I write because my kindle changes the words. It changed "cold to complete ld". Glad you are better. ; )
Emu Avatar
February 23, 2016 at 2:52 AM
Ha thanks Connie. I am better I may have exaggerated
Williams Gault Avatar
February 21, 2016 at 9:22 AM
With some colds a person feels so bad, can't help but think it must be more than that. Great flow, so witty, what a fabulous write!
Emu Avatar
February 21, 2016 at 1:44 PM
Thanks Dineen. I am feeling much better now. Thank you for the visit.
Bickerstaffe Avatar
February 20, 2016 at 9:24 PM
Hehe! '...I think I could fill the moat!' You've described the symptoms to a T, and the discomfort one feels with a cold. Well done Craig! Keith
Emu Avatar
February 20, 2016 at 10:05 PM
Cheers Keith, moat if full and I'm on the empty and improve.
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