I Had Sex With My Mother-In-Law

(This is a fictional poem) When she turned on the lights, I screamed and screamed. I pinched myself because I was hoping it was all just a dream. It was the most horrible thing I ever saw. I had sex with my mother-in-law. She was in the bed that my wife and I slept in. Now I'm so turned off by sex that I may never get horny again. While touching her breasts, I thought it was odd because they were wrinkled and seemed to sag. I nearly died of heart failure when I saw who I shagged. I can't get the vision of that gray hair, wrinkled skin and false teeth out of my mind. But what bothers me the most is that I squeezed that prune shaped behind. My wife started insisting that the three of us have a menage a trois. I said not with my mother-in-law. My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop saying no. I pointed toward the door and I said go.