I Fight Dirty

If anyone is entertaining thoughts about fighting me, I'm inclined to warn you that I fight dirty. You will land one punch on me successfully, whereupon I'll then fall to the ground immediately. You will then be arrested and after your released, I'll then sue you for your every last dollar and penny. Every paycheck you earn will be immediately levied and get deposited directly to the bank account of yours truly. I'll also as well most likely seize all of your assets and property. So if you don't mind living the rest of your life in poverty, I invite you to fight me. I can always use the extra money. "Let's step outside and settle this like men." That's an era that is very much long gone my friend. We have now entered into a new era of time. Today it's the era of, "I'll have my lawyers call yours and you have your lawyers call mine."