I Feed My Dogs Super Well

We are muddy from head to hoof Me and my dogs Barney and Koof I brought them out to do their biz their doo-doo smells worse than spoiled Cheese Whiz. They took their giant dumps ten yards way But it’s so bad my nose and taste buds ran away To say I feed them well is a tiny lie Their plates of food would make a mammoth sigh I want no one to say I starve my dogs I feed them up like super hero hogs They have nothing but fondness for me, their mother I feed them pork, ham, sausage, and peanut butter