I Cut My Hair

I had the strangest feeling
That if I cut my hair
All of my crazy poem ideas
Would suddenly disappear

Like Samson with Delila
I'd loose that added edge
If I didn't keep this mop top
On top of my knotted head

All the poetry would be zapped from me
And I would lose my purpose
Start rhyming things like moon with June
At that point my pen would be worthless

But I couldn't take it anymore
It was driving me insane
So I got out the heavy duty shears
And did something about this mane

I now see the pile in front of me
Expecting the Philistine's to crash through the door
But the only action that there is
Is me sweeping my curley remains up off the floor

I now face the day in front of me
Showing no lack of courage
Continuing in my quest
Of looking for that elusive word that rhymes with orange

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 5/16/2017 3:53:00 PM
I keep enjoying your poems. This one hits home. Rhyming moon with June is exactly where I am at, but I'll take a lesson. Check out my "At PoetrySoup...". You're guaranteed to enjoy.
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Date: 8/2/2016 8:23:00 PM
As usual…another funny winner Mike! Made me smile and giggle!:)
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Date: 8/2/2016 5:55:00 PM
Great as always. Your luck is not found in your locks but in the Lord ;)
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Date: 8/2/2016 11:26:00 AM
If you wait or live long enough, it just falls out. Don't have a clue what that means. Enjoyed it Mike, thanks...
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Date: 8/2/2016 11:12:00 AM
hahaha..;) very funny..enjoyed Mike
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Date: 8/2/2016 10:55:00 AM
Funny stuff Mike keep it coming.
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Date: 8/2/2016 10:54:00 AM
The word is Blorenge and it's a river in South America. Funny stuff Mike. Love the humor.
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