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I Bought An I-Bot

I Bought an i-Bot My mechanical mistress came in today Within a bicornuous box a robotic risqué She wore a blue dress a delicious display We danced in the moonlight a starlit sway She kept me warm through the naked night After disingenuous dreams, I find her upright ‘Would you like breakfast in bed noble knight?’ Yes, my lubricated lady, I’ll have eggs in white I brought her downtown to the city’s fun fair We got double takes as people began to stare I noticed the wind did not lift her hydraulic hair Maybe I had made a metal mistake buyer beware Looking at her eyes I asked her if she had a soul ‘No silly... I’m a Celluloid X-1 Bot in cruise control’ My thoughts soon dropped through the manhole I then decided to park my Bot at the fair and stroll. April.13.2018 Bring to life Sponsored by: Shadow Hamilton

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Arturo Michael

Date: 4/20/2018 7:00:00 AM

Don't leave it too long...unless it's for baiting...You wrote the future of lovers...so it will be...my electronic girl will comfort me...

Maria Williams

Date: 4/19/2018 8:48:00 AM

My comment of a few days ago has disappeared - How bizarre! Me thinks thou noble knight got a bit influenced on our Collaboration on 'The Real McCoy' - Very funny - Most creative , but tell me WW, how did a metal keep you warm through the naked night? :o)- Puzzled... Maria ;) :) All the best in the contest.

Winged Warrior
Date: 4/19/2018 9:22:00 AM

The X-1 comes with a built-in heater lol...thanks for your influence my friend...just had a thought and quickly wrote it down...was waiting for a win to mention our collab...but did not place...^WW^

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/17/2018 1:15:00 AM

this was a fun one, amusing to think of such a thing. I think I read a story like this by Ray bradbury once.

Ravi Sathasivam

Date: 4/16/2018 3:34:00 AM

Excellent. Hilarious imagination write. Enjoyed reading it. All the best for the contest.

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 4/13/2018 6:23:00 PM

Wildly witty, Winged Warrior. Enjoyed the way the story unfolded in verse. Had to take pity on the poor fellow. Wishing you luck in the contest!

Carolyn Devonshire
Date: 4/13/2018 6:24:00 PM

That line about the "hydraulic hair" is amazing!

Nette Onclaud

Date: 4/13/2018 6:04:00 PM

WW, so finely quilled; i remember ' alexa' it's like your mechanical date which is nothing but metal and recorded dork, lol... i'll stick to human relations any time... love it!.. huggs

Lin Lane

Date: 4/13/2018 10:55:00 AM

Oh My Gosh, my Warrior One! Your imagination ran wildly insane as much as it did entertain. I stared at the photo for a while, thinking her beautiful, but you should have ordered one with lips. By the way, I think it's great that you allowed her to have a sense humor. ;-)

Vijay Pandit

Date: 4/13/2018 9:44:00 AM

This is just great--kudos WW for hilarious imagination..a winning poem!