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I am I am a VEGETARIAN -

If a cat could talk Would he bark If a bird could meow Should he fly? Man am I hungry If a mouse ate pizza Would it be topped with anchovies I dunno No I like my fish raw with milk Yeah, still am hungry If a dog had 2 tales (tails) One for waging and one for lying Would he be the devil's dog And why is this squirrel steady laughing Rabbits are cackling Sparrows are dancing Robin's has got nosebleeds Man am I hungry Moths offering a handkerchief Robin says thank you please Why is the squirrel steady laughing Chickens hatching guess wit my raw fish, dish I'm gonna have milk, rabbits and sparrow stew Yeah, I am hungry Yeah, all this and yet guess what I just realize I'm a vegetarian That's why the squirrel steady laughing ha ha ha ha Haha ha 2/11/21 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2021

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