I Am Famous

You are famous my girlfriend said. I am surprised, shocked, dumbfounded. For I am certainly not. The second we get off the phone I Google myself Because that is how she concluded this. My land! I am semi-famous. I never knew that before. I say to my muses “I am famous!” She sticks out her tongue and hits me in the back of the head. “I mean we are famous,” I say. But too late. She is already in one of her angry moods.