Caren Krutsinger Poet Light Verse

I Am An Armchair Detective

I am an armchair detective
An armchair forensic anthropologist
An armchair criminal investigator
I solve every case; and quickly. 

I am an armchair forensic pathologist.
An arm chair blood spatter analytic technician.
I solve murder after murder
On a daily basis.

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Gershon Wolf July 3, 2020 at 2:01 PM Your armchair must get quite a work-out! Time for arm-replacement yet?! lol. Thanks, gw Caren Krutsinger July 3, 2020 at 6:39 PM I am sitting in it right now.

Heidi Sands July 3, 2020 at 10:54 AM LOL I have to laugh because I like investigating and I can imagine someone researching all kinds of things at their fingertips from the armchair :) Fun one Caren :) Caren Krutsinger July 3, 2020 at 6:39 PM Thank you Heidi. ??