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I Am An Armchair Detective

I am an armchair detective An armchair forensic anthropologist An armchair criminal investigator I solve every case; and quickly. I am an armchair forensic pathologist. An arm chair blood spatter analytic technician. I solve murder after murder On a daily basis.

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 7/3/2020 2:01:00 PM

Your armchair must get quite a work-out! Time for arm-replacement yet?! lol. Thanks, gw

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/3/2020 6:39:00 PM

I am sitting in it right now.

Heidi Sands

Date: 7/3/2020 10:54:00 AM

LOL I have to laugh because I like investigating and I can imagine someone researching all kinds of things at their fingertips from the armchair :) Fun one Caren :)

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 7/3/2020 6:39:00 PM

Thank you Heidi. ??