Hyde Bound Fiend Waged Ominous War

This misanthrope lived most all his life alone, yet upon awakening this very early morn, mine eyes saw me prone naked body adrip atop blood soaked sheets, that glommed to mine lacerated flesh and shone deep red as moonlight seeped thru chink in the stone wall, nothing else stirred 'cept myself abed, but sinew and bone suddenly alarmed what demon slashed into red ribbons, whence fright suddenly, I choked, gasped, and loosed a groan upon e'en the slightest movement found me to moan with excruciating pain, while in thine head did sinister demon fueled, a wounded pained animal groan maniacal cackling gradually increasing to an ear piercing, hounding and deafening tone, whence hands attempted to clap away evil frightful shrill ne'er heard nor known afore this nightmarish scene capped when nine inch nails caked with thick dried blood shown in the dim light affixed to monster sized brown paws not my own, yet latched to this gruesome near slain (bodily heap of mine) ogre haunted nemesis over blown sanity, and frightfully unknown as like an accursed beast methought hie got catapulted to the outer limits of the twilight zone.