Husband and Wife On Hassocks Eating Sausage

He tries again to situate his grosbeak nose beneath his spectacles. He twists the silver toothpick in his teeth and hunches now a little more toward her, saying “Listen, dear, I’ve said all this before, and now I'll say it all again. Perhaps this time you'll listen: “You’re slovenly and gross. Your jowls swing beneath your jaws like testicles. Your mammoth breasts need tweezing. Your freckled calves are carved of lard. These things are true, my dear. They’re not some crazed vision of conjecture.” The lady belches as she reaches for a pickle spear, a slice of cervelat, and begins to comb her yellow hair. She hunches now a little more toward him, saying “Listen, dear, I’ve heard all this before. What’s happened here is eminently clear. You no longer love me.” Donal Mahoney