Humble Pie (Taking Back My Empire)

Here is the masterplan of the 3 comings of your second coming If there are any musicians that would like to work for jesus now accepting resumes you would be working for a record label where all profits go to charity to end world hunger and poverty Your albums will be intelligently composed riddles made out of songs so when a fan figures out the important thing you have written for them to discover they can send the answer via fanmail for swag If the fans continue to do their homework eventually they will stumble upon an invitation to one of the three comings disguised as a huge rock show more elaborate and more well thought out than woodstock This will eventually lead men in circles to their enlightenment which we will mastermine to hopefully end all wars a great and secret show with a word to get what you came for The whole time we are playing for the experience of a lifetime a 7day work week of taking turns living one of god's several birthdays the other music industries proof of being able to turn the other cheek so they can work with intelligence and the military to resolve many problems and prove they are indeed a part of keeping society safe when it all comes together reality mind change her mind about herself playing matchmaker like cupid might be how you find your soul mate if it comes to your sex life go ask the pope i can cancel the whole thing