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Huge Melons

A young man flashed a big grin at me
He said ‘phwarrr’ your melons look juicy
I covered my tanned chest
But the guy did attest
Look - the one’s in your trolley, silly!

Fun fiction write

06-20-17

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Jack Horne

July 1, 2017 at 2:47 PM

LOL, thanks for the chuckles tonight x

Jan Allison

July 1, 2017 at 3:35 PM

My pleasure Jack thanks for taking the time to read my sillies. If I can raise a smile with my limericks or fun poems then my job is done:-) There are only so many deep depressing poems you can read before it starts to make you feel low, so I try to buck the trend! :-)hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

June 25, 2017 at 4:49 PM

Thank you for the laugh, Jan:) maybe you could share some of those melons....the ones in the trolley, of course! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison

June 25, 2017 at 4:57 PM

lol Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

June 21, 2017 at 8:32 AM

"phwarrr" — that's a new one for my vocabulary! I be smilin' huggaphwarrrs! ~j oh, and as usual, I cannot resist... I once knew a girl named Lolly//Oh dear, I'm now "meloncholy"//Her brassiere//SO did fear//its task of restraint was mere folly.

Jan Allison

June 21, 2017 at 4:09 PM

Lol John I be seized for lolly makes you feel jolly:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis

June 21, 2017 at 5:08 AM

I have to confess dear Jan, I love melons either on the table or in the trolley. They are as much fun as your Limericks! haha! Thanks for the smile!

Jan Allison

June 21, 2017 at 4:06 PM

Thanks Demetrios:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

June 21, 2017 at 12:31 AM

British humor. I am sure trolley means something I don't know here. hahaha. LOVE that picture to go with your poem, Jan!! OH, btw, I totally spaced out that your husband's name was Bob when I wrote that poem. I do hope he enjoyed it!!!

Jan Allison

June 21, 2017 at 1:07 AM

ha ha ha about hubbies name - I worry about using names in limericks as folks can think its about them so i tend to stick to a few names I use quite often, Sue and Roger get used a lot by me lol. As for off the trolley I think the pic is confusing folks - I will add a pic of a woman in a supermarket!!! Hugs jan xx

Matthew Anish

June 20, 2017 at 2:42 PM

Kind of funny but figure isn't everything. I like your style and hope you had fun writing it. Peace & Love Matthew Anish

Jan Allison

June 20, 2017 at 3:00 PM

I agree with you Matthew:-) hugs Jan xx

DM Babbit

June 20, 2017 at 12:19 PM

Love it, love it, love it. Been there, thought that!

Jan Allison

June 20, 2017 at 1:11 PM

ha ha ha:-)least you are honest:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

June 20, 2017 at 12:08 PM

- :))) .... Love the last line ... "Fun fiction write" - ... Great melons ... ripe and ready :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

June 20, 2017 at 1:10 PM

Of course it's fiction lol:-) hugs jan xx

Charlie Smith

June 20, 2017 at 9:31 AM

I believe I read where the govt. is monitoring sites for lewd and terrorist activity, careful young lady, you could be on their radar,,,Ha!

Jan Allison

June 20, 2017 at 12:36 PM

Hey Charlie I am already on the 'hit' list of someone here so they may be a secret agent - but I;m ready for them to come and take me away ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Dale Gregory Cozart

June 20, 2017 at 8:15 AM

I knew the minute I saw the title I knew it was going to be something hilarious.

Jan Allison

June 20, 2017 at 12:37 PM

Glad you found it funny Dale not everyone appreciates my humour but they don't have to read my poop:-) lol:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner

June 20, 2017 at 8:11 AM

"Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid." A quote I once read:)

Jan Allison

June 20, 2017 at 12:11 PM

Hey it works in SOME cases Daniel lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

June 20, 2017 at 8:01 AM

LOL! I remember being at a Girl Scout meeting, when I was a kid, and the lady sitting across from me had ginormous melons. Was not pleasant as I was trying to eat my jello. LOL!

Jan Allison

June 20, 2017 at 8:09 AM

ha ha ha yes I bet that would put some diners off their food lol. I used the pic as I found it funny but I may try and find another pic :-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

June 20, 2017 at 7:46 AM

You and Tim are in sick...I mean sync. lol

Jan Allison

June 20, 2017 at 7:57 AM

ha ha ha and I've just had a soup mail from Lim'rik flats and HIS collaboration got POTD - that is 2 poem's I've highlighted on blogs this week both got POTD:-):-) I wrote another 2 limericks at work today, got to keep myself from falling asleep lol:-) hugs jan xx