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Huge Chicken Fingers

At a local restaurant, the chicken fingers were so huge For these big birds, eating at the trough they were screwed So they started eating leaves From local juniper trees Ended up surviving the recent popularity of chicken soup

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 1/7/2018 1:48:00 PM
Your endless flow of creative ideas for limericks amazes me Jack!!! You are truly a gifted individual!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/7/2018 2:42:00 PM
LOUDER PLEASE! AH THAT'S BETTER!!! lol BTW, if you send me your email address, I'll send you a copy of "HUMORICKS"!!! Ended up at 1100 in total! Love, Humorman!!! xxxxxx
Date: 1/7/2018 12:42:00 PM
Damn what do they feed them these days!! I am surprised you finished them all... lol
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/7/2018 2:37:00 PM
WAS I FILLED TO MY PECKER!!! (uh my beak you naughty man!!!) lol
Date: 1/7/2018 8:35:00 AM
Do your prefer chicken fingers or toes?//You can tell the difference by using your nose//But fingers that big//must be from a pig//Disguised in some pink panty hose. GOOD MORNING JACKIE BOY!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/7/2018 8:48:00 AM
You are on fie today SIR JOHN JOHN!!! GOOD GOOD MORNING!!!

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