How Tweety Boid Fwew Dad Cooky-Coup

Otay! I’m an alien, toe what?
I used to wive on the pwanet Pwuto
Too told! TOE, I fwew to the moon
BOOOW-ING! (Eveeting too white!)
Toe I fwuttered down to Waw Tageles
Where I betame a BIG movie tar

Dey trew a party for my pwemier
but a bwack fuwwy fewine cwashed it!
Yep, I taw dat puddy-tat teak in too
Den he tunned me wit his tun gun!
Wucky for me, I dot away tumhow 
Now I got dis widdle speech intetiment…

PS: Ewmer Fudd and me have become wather cwose since then because he had a 
similar expewience when Bugs Bunny conked him on the head with an oversized 
cawwot...

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Date: 9/2/2014 11:23:00 AM
In tate you don't wook bwak at wepweyes to toments, I tomented bwak to you in my own toment. Hwelpppp dit it ol your fwalt Twim! I kwent top!!!
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Tim Ryerson
Date: 9/2/2014 11:42:00 AM
TO torry binibwining (Dat's hard to WITE much wess pwonounce) I'll twy to do better wext time...
Date: 9/2/2014 10:36:00 AM
I toodn't wesist and Had to wead dit awoud, Tim! You hwad me wafing heew, twenk you toe muts! Boy dit it toe hawd to wite! Haha. Vewwy witty...oh by duh way, I wuved how you ted, "Con-flatulations" to me. Tame to you too! :)
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Kabuteng P.Ink K.
Date: 9/2/2014 11:19:00 AM
Naww, I atwawy weewy tok and wite dit way. I had yeews of tewapy, and now, betot I wed dit, it wike a fwash fwod... noooooooo! Hahahaha
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Tim Ryerson
Date: 9/2/2014 11:14:00 AM
You teem to have dere wanguage down...Have you been watching wee-wuns?
Date: 9/1/2014 6:31:00 AM
This is such fun!!! I love tweety bird. Your language is perfect.
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Date: 8/30/2014 10:44:00 AM
this was GREAT fun, Tim. i had to really think on the word "teak" I thought he took a leak. ahhaha. But I think you meant sneak!!
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Tim Ryerson
Date: 8/30/2014 2:24:00 PM
Thanks my fwiend...Puddy IS getting on up there in age ya know, so he might have been dependent on Depends and spwung a weak.(How embawassing)
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